kestrel337:

obeechris:

cybergata:

rina_takei

“Why did it take you 10 minutes to clean 1 window?”
“There was a cat.”

No but. This person is hanging from a harness several stories in the air, on what appears to be a chilly and/or windy day. And they took time to play with a cat. 

Humans, man. They’re fascinating. 

(via almost-borderline)

flungoutofspaceee:

butt-berry:

butt-berry:

butt-berry:

butt-berry:

Ready to trick-or-treat

Update:

It’s Halloween again, and this year he’s going as Zubat!

Guess who’s getting ready for Halloween in 2018

(via heliocentricego)

i gotta feeling

pulserifle:

that tonight’s gonna be a good night 
that tonight’s gonna be a good night 
that tonight’s gonna be a good, good night 

(Source: sylceon-remade, via heliocentricego)

Having gay parents must be horrible

ellie-nightshade:

pizzaotter:

polyglotplatypus:

I mean you either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck into an infinite loop of “go ask your mom”

These are the kind of gay jokes that are funny.

I thought i was going to be offended but this actually made me laugh.

(via ukulelekatie)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via ruinedchildhood)

shutupanddiehl:

direct action on chopped after hours

(Source: 1985directedbyyentan)

tiny-septic-box-sam:

cotton-flurry:

edwardspoonhands:

drowningz:

grapes-of-plath:

epitomeofnerd:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

(via ruinedchildhood)

pokemon-diamond-version:

atomicpowered:

pokemon-diamond-version:

reblog if you would hug torchic

bringing back my best ever post to remind you all to hug torchic in 2018

(via kosciuszkostreet)

cykelops:

straight people mad at “gays only event” jokes like they dont restrict blood donations, hotels, schools, jobs, and adoption. Zzzzzzzzzz

(via sincemay1992-deactivated2019011)